Red Beans + Coconut-Lime Rice

Happy International Women’s Day, my comrades!

Honestly, I did not realize the other 364 days of the year are for men, but I will accept any and all excuses to celebrate myself!

I’d like to take the time to share some of the reasons females are the best:

1) We are, like, incredibly empathetic 2) We drop everything and run to be with those we love when they need us 3) We are super duper resilient – like break our hearts, silly boys, and we will come out on the other end more goddess-like ever 4) We are the most beautiful, talented people in the whole world – i.e. Kate Winslet, Adele, my mom, my bff, etc. 5) We have a secret intuition that can sniff out BS accurately 98% of the time 6) We literally expel human life from our bodies.

7) We can go much longer without showering…